Stupid Drunk from the drink, waving with a hammer

So late last night I tried typing "Julia is" into Google to see what the most searched threads were.

Uh. What? The first one that comes up is JULIA IS A HIGHLY ENTHUSIASTIC SEX BOT. That's the MOST searched thread (if I'm interpreting the Google search box thingy correctly). Well okay then.

Curious about "Julia is zo schoon," I clicked on the link. And it turns out it is some kind of song or poem? Translated, it apparently goes something like this:

Julia is so clean, as clean as the siren  
All she has red hair and a few crooked legs

Julia, Julia, Ju-li-a Julia, Julia, Ju-li-a
Julia, Julia, Ju-li-a, and Julia is so clean.

And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful hair
In front of and behind the flax yarn was

And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful teeth
They are as green as grass, yellow with dark edges
 
And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful eyes
One is glass and the other looks up

And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful breasts
One of cork, the other is full of crusts

And Julia is so beautiful, she has those beautiful ears
One who is deaf, the other can not hear

And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful arms
She hung up her body, and dried intestines

And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful legs
One is wood and the other disappeared

And Julia is so beautiful, she has such beautiful legs
One keeps them stiff and the other lets them vibrate
 
And as Julia ate, she could show her appetite
She did not eat but they ate in one days ten pounds beans

And Julia was sick last, when she was in her room
Stupid Drunk from the drink, waving with a hammer

And now Julia is dead, now you can see her
Filled with bran, she lies in 'the museum to shine

Julia, Julia, Ju-li-a Julia, Julia, Ju-li-a
Julia, Julia, Ju-li-a, and Julia is so clean.


Yeah. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.... Those are the things that come up if you look for my name online.
I HAVE QUESTIONS.