Guys don't like it when you tell them they have a douchey name.
Guys don't like it when you tell them they shouldn't be wearing a V neck.
Guys don't like it when you tell them their cell phone carrier doesn't exist.
Guys don't like it when you tell them their law school doesn't exist. (But seriously, quick show of hands. Who's heard of UC Hastings?).
Guys don't like it when you respond to all their questions with flustered, one word answers while staring at your drink.
Guys don't like it when you try to tell them all about Twilight and how hot you think Jacob is.
Guys don't like it when you compare them to Edward Cullen.
Guys don't like it when you tell them you're only flirting with them to get free drinks.
Guys don't like it when you talk about your ex boyfriends.
Guys don't like it when you talk about your crazy ex boyfriends.
Guys don't like it when you talk about the crazy things you've done.
Guys don't like it when you talk about colonoscopies.
Guys don't like it when you talk about prostate exams.
Guys don't like it when you talk about wanting to settle down and have kids.
Guys don't like it when you make jokes about them having to pay for the pleasure of your company.
Guys don't like it when you rip the cigarette out of their hand, break it in half, wave it in their face and say "this is REALLY bad for you!"
So, uh, anybody know what guys DO like?
