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The other day I wanted a cobb salad and by some alignment of the stars I actually had lettuce, cheese, croutons, eggs, and avocados. So I went online to look up how to hard boil eggs because I tend to forget the various, tricky, hot-water-cold-water steps. Anyhow, here's what came up on Google when I started typing:

Quite the assortment of How Tos, I think. I wonder if having sex' (with the apostrophe) means different that having sex (with no apostrophe). Is there something extra fancy I don't know about? Also, WANNABE HACKERS: Quit searching for hacking instructions, that's just creepy. Why don't you go out and have some sex'? It will probably make you happier in the long run.