Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Bagel Day

Me, yesterday, to anyone: Tomorrow's Bagel Day!

Anyone, to me: Do they give out free bagels?

Me: No...

Anyone: Does somebody bring bagels for your class?

Me: No...

Anyone: Do you bring bagels for everyone?

Me: No...

Anyone: Then what the hell is Bagel Day?

Me: I just... buy myself a bagel at the cafeteria on Wednesdays.

Anyone: Oh.

It's Bagel Day! Yay!