Me, yesterday, to anyone: Tomorrow's Bagel Day!
Anyone, to me: Do they give out free bagels?
Me: No...
Anyone: Does somebody bring bagels for your class?
Me: No...
Anyone: Do you bring bagels for everyone?
Me: No...
Anyone: Then what the hell is Bagel Day?
Me: I just... buy myself a bagel at the cafeteria on Wednesdays.
Anyone: Oh.
It's Bagel Day! Yay!
