I participated in a food drive.
It was probably the easiest food drive to ever exist. All I had to do was fill a (provided) bag with nonperishables and leave it by my mailbox. Easy peasy. |
I made an extra effort to be polite and a good tipper.
I sent encouraging text messages to people who I know are going through a rough time.
I donated $50 to Greenpeace.
Annnnnnd then today I got a parking ticket for $50.
WTF, UNIVERSE?
Ahh that explains it.
Must remember to swim parallel to the suck.