Because pale is the new HAWT.

I am VERY EXCITED about this birthday present from my mom. Check it, yo.

It's one of those ridiculous, long sleeved rash guards that I used to laugh at people for wearing on hot, sunshiny days!
I wore it to the waterpark with my sis and her kids and some of their cousins and I was the only one who escaped completely sunburn-free. It protects my skin, it protects my tattoos, and it keeps me warmer (I'm always cold).
I used to like to be tan but now that I've decided to embrace my pallid alabaster skin, I also embrace the rash guard (which is easy to do because it has arms).
Maybe next I'll get a parasol.