Severalmany years ago I wrote a post about a darling little mixer that I bought from a thrift store. It really was
adorable and quirky and fit right 
into my retro kitchen that I was struggling to have, despite the modern,
 new construction apartment I was inhabiting.
I tried to tell myself that I didn’t really
need one of those KitchenAid mixers. They’re so highfalutin and expensive and PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLES.
 I’m too cool for that thing everybody else likes because I’m a unique human person snowflake.
But, uh. Then I was getting married and I made a gift registry (because *I*
 always appreciate when someone has a registry. Let’s not get dragged 
down that tangent, she says,
 deleting three paragraphs about registries). Anyhow, I made a gift 
registry and I included a KitchenAid mixer because, well, it wouldn’t be
 something I would want to buy for myself and a wedding is an excellent 
excuse to get the sorts of things one wouldn’t
 buy for oneself (see also: fancy china, nice towels, expensive waffle 
iron).
So we got the new 
KitchenAid mixer as a wedding present from some of my relatives and, 
yep, I’m totally that person who needs a KitchenAid mixer.
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And a few weeks ago the fancy new mixer and I made Irish brown bread, like some kind of MAGICIAN.

