Today I'm sick. STILL SICK. And mightily frustrated about it! But the bonus about being a nurse and in nurse practitioner school is that I have self-diagnosed myself. I can't self-prescribe yet but I can self-pity like a professional.
I'm spending the day drinking expired codeine cough syrup and eating expired Cheerios. I found them in the garbage. The Cheerios, I mean. On a recent trip to the basement trash room I found cases upon cases of expired Cheerios, so I helped myself. I found the cough syrup in my cabinet and it has made my day pleasantly hazy.
I would like to be well now, please and thank you.